Eli Kwake (EE-lahy kweyk | /ˈi laɪ kweɪk/)
The Great Flame, The Flame of Encouragement, Keeper of Sekrets, Filk Master of Game of Tomes, the Filkmaster General Eli Kwake (He/they)
Eli Kwake is the current leader of House Incendium and the recently-appointed Filk Master of the Realm.
General Physical Condition
We, like, don't speak of such things.
Like, I honestly try not to have a body most of the time, y'know? They're totally inconvenient...
Often seen wearing blue lenses or flame rimmed glasses.
Eli can wiggle their ears.
Eli channels fire magic. They claim to have discovered this ability in, of all places, The Zafforza Trench while they were with the Molluscans.
It's, like, totally my inner fire. I totally don't know why I figured this out underwater, y'know? But, like, maybe I had to be farthest away from the source of my power to find out I had it at all.
Apparel & Accessories
Eli is often seen either in full flame mode, or wearing a flame shirt, headband, and flame glasses.
A coffin handle staff used to channel their fire-totem magic (no one knows where this came from and frankly we're all a little afraid to ask) A lantern used to light the words for other writers A ukulele, also used to channel their fire-totem magic
House Molluscan army one day and refused to leave until the end of the First Word War. While they celebrated the Molluscan win, and indeed fought on their behalf during the first Tourney they and their newly discovered flame powers soon found things too wet for their liking. With a few other newly found flame casters, Eli founded the minor house Incendium just before the second Tourney. They swore to House Lapin, enjoying the coziness of the Warren. At the beginning of the second Word War Eli caught the Filking Plague first and quickly passed it on to nearly everyone, from major house leader to Tome Knight to Undead, and even to the Night Monarch. Completely unrepentant, Eli was named Filk Master after the war to try and mitigate the chaos. House Tiki to House Meles to House Mollusca (apparently forgetting the Molluscans live under water) to finally land back in the Warren with House Lapin. There they stayed, proving that even a fickle flame can be loyal when it feels like it. In the April 2022 Tourney of Tales, the Filkmaster began handing out medallions called The Flame of Encouragement to Tome Knights who took significant actions to encourage others. Rumous has it that he has started a competitor organization to the Self Care Mafia, the Chaos Cartel . Rumour also has it that the Mother of Bunnies has joined this illicit group.
Eli claims they were not taught Literomancy formally, but picked it up in back alleys and internet chat rooms in dribbles and pieces. While this means their literomancy does not come as fast to them as, for example: Siobhan's does to her, it is no less powerful.
After the Second Word War, Eli was employed as the Filk Master of Game of Tomes.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Eli has written several books, with several more in various stages of construction and reconstruction. Eli is also a decently accomplished musician, singing middling-well and playing the ukulele passably. They have written many songs, enough that there are rumors they will be putting out an album before or during the Tourneys.
Failures & Embarrassments
Eli has stated that they have started more books than they have finished. While they admit there are mitigating circumstances to each failed book, they also hope to someday finish each failed project. Eli also feels responsible for the chaos and stress brought to major house leader Sable Aradia of House Lapin by the Filking Plague. This is why they stepped willingly up as Filk Master after the second Word War.
While they tend to burn off most stressors as irrelevant, Eli has been known to burn themself out as well, needing time to recover from overusing their literomancy. What causes them to be so driven is unknown, even to themself.
Eli is very smart, but suffers from several learning disabilities. These include but are not limited to:
While they have been known to gripe about how these disabilities limit them (in particular the ADHD and dyslexia), they also say they would not want to go without them.
I, like, would totally not be half the literomancer I am today without my ADHD, y'know? And the dyslexia and the rest, like, keep my life interesting. I struggle, but, like, that's totally life for you.
Eli will not stand for people putting down their own or other people's writing.
Like, we all start somewhere, y'know? Shutting yourself or other people down is, like, totally not cool.
Recently, it has been discovered that the Great Flame is the half-brother/sibling of Realm of Music, the Bardger, through a parent who was said to be a phoenix. This ties him firmly to the House Meles family line, and peripherally to the House Lapin family line.
Realm of Music - half-brother
Darth Nikolas - brother-in-law
Lord Galakrond - nephew
Erin Righ - step-brother
Sable Aradia - sister-in-law
Eli is Ace-spectrum, being demi-sexual, and claims to be polyamorous and pansexual as well. However, they have only been heard to speak of one partner, the mysterious buddhakwake, who is definitely male.
While they make no bones about being AFAB, they present as neutral or masculine.
Unknown, as always hidden behind glasses, but claimed to be hazel
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