Attacked in a Lavatory

(I have fought)
I have fought!
(Been poisoned, stabbed)
Been poisoned, stabbed
(Magic-shot)
Magic-shot
(Didn't think I)
Didn’t think I
(Could be caught)
Could be caught
(Attacked in a lavatory)
Attacked in a lavatory

Whoa
I am strong
But fighting this way is just wrong
I was in pain for so long
Everyone knows I was
Attacked in a lavatory

Talk about a low blow!
What the hell can I say?
Why would he hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
How long he waited that day
It was the worst pain I’ve had

Believe me, believe me
I can't tell you why
But I was trapped in the loo
And I couldn’t even cry

I have fought!
Been poisoned, stabbed
Magic-shot
Didn’t think I
Could be caught
Attacked in a lavatory

I am strong
But fighting this way is just wrong
I was in pain for so long
Everyone knows I was
Attacked in a lavatory

Well, I’m losing my mind
My life is so weird
I gotta laugh or Frith knows, I’d cry
Who knew that the loo
Was a thing to be feared?
That’s not how I want to die

But if things get much weirder
I could lose control
And demons await me
In every dark bowl

I have fought!
Been poisoned, stabbed
Magic-shot
Didn’t think I
Could be caught
Attacked in a lavatory

I am strong
But fighting this way is just wrong
I was in pain for so long
Everyone knows I was
Attacked in a lavatory