House Ailurus
by Moonflower
0 Tomes 2 Tourneys
House Avis by Misades
0 Tomes 1 Tourney
House Chiroptera by Dani Adventures
1 Tome 0 Tourneys
A salmon pink banner with a white rabbit head in the center. Text:
House Lapin by Dani Adventures
2 Tomes 4 Tourneys
Meles Minor House Crest by Shyredfox
0 Tomes 3 Tourneys
House Mollusca by Dani Adventures
1 Tome 2 Tourneys
House Sauropoda by DaniAdventures/ShyRedFox
1 Tome 1 Tourney

Attacked in a Lavatory

“Attacked in a Lavatory”
Original Song: "Love is Battlefield" by Pat Benetar
Filk By : Sable Aradia
 
(I have fought)
I have fought!
(Been poisoned, stabbed)
Been poisoned, stabbed
(Magic-shot)
Magic-shot
(Didn't think I)
Didn’t think I
(Could be caught)
Could be caught
(Attacked in a lavatory)
Attacked in a lavatory

Whoa
I am strong
But fighting this way is just wrong
I was in pain for so long
Everyone knows I was
Attacked in a lavatory

Talk about a low blow!
What the hell can I say?
Why would he hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
How long he waited that day
It was the worst pain I’ve had

Believe me, believe me
I can't tell you why
But I was trapped in the loo
And I couldn’t even cry

I have fought!
Been poisoned, stabbed
Magic-shot
Didn’t think I
Could be caught
Attacked in a lavatory

I am strong
But fighting this way is just wrong
I was in pain for so long
Everyone knows I was
Attacked in a lavatory

Well, I’m losing my mind
My life is so weird
I gotta laugh or Frith knows, I’d cry
Who knew that the loo
Was a thing to be feared?
That’s not how I want to die

But if things get much weirder
I could lose control
And demons await me
In every dark bowl

I have fought!
Been poisoned, stabbed
Magic-shot
Didn’t think I
Could be caught
Attacked in a lavatory

I am strong
But fighting this way is just wrong
I was in pain for so long
Everyone knows I was
Attacked in a lavatory  
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House Meles

Meles Minor House Crest by Shyredfox

House Ailurus

House Ailurus
by Moonflower

House Avis

House Avis by Misades

House Chiroptera

House Chiroptera by Dani Adventures

House Lapin

A salmon pink banner with a white rabbit head in the center. Text:
House Lapin by Dani Adventures

House Mollusca

House Mollusca by Dani Adventures

House Sauropoda

House Sauropoda by DaniAdventures/ShyRedFox

Awards and Honors

Gold and grey logo with book and text
A badge or medal of a book - the Iron Tome - on a navy background. Text:
Defender of the Realm by Misades
A shining gold medal with a silver ribbon, showing a design of a laurel wreath with stars overhead. Text: Warden of the Risen Shore, and in a circle beneath, July 2025
Warden of the Risen Shore medal by ShyRedFox
Performed By
SableAradia
Event
July 2023
Filk #1 of Karaoke

Filk starts at 13:22
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Cover image: by Shyredfox

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