Bad Bun

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the star they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said, "This ain’t gonna be fun"
She could tell right away
That I was a bad bun

Bad bun
Bad bun
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad bun

I broke a thousand zombies
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I’m a Tome Knight, badger-baby
And I held the Iron Tome
I'm here to tell ya, honey
This bun is bad to the bone

Bad bun
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad bun

I'll make a Tome Zombie beg
And I'll make a Tome Knight fight
I'll make a Night Monarch cry
And I'll make a new author write
You know I’m yours, badger-baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya, honey
This bun is bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad bun

Now when I walk the streets
Kings and queens step aside
Every author I meet
They all write satisfied
I wanna tell ya, badger-baby
I ain’t nowhere near done
And I'll tell ya, honey badger
That I'm a bad bun

Bad bun
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Woo, bad bun