“Down with the Filkness”
Original Song "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed
Filk By Lord Galakrond
Sable
Can you feel that?
Ah, stanza
Gala
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
Sable
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
All
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Gala
Drowning deep in my sea of writing
Broken paragraph I scrawl
(Will you give in to me?)
Sable
It seems what's left of my character's side
Is slowly changing per scene
Gala
(Will you give in to me?)
Tempest
Looking at my werds reflection
When suddenly it changes
Musically it changes
Gala & Sable
(oh no)
Gala
There is no turning back now
You've written up the creature in me
Sable
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Tempest
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Sable & Tempest
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Gala
Open up your page, and do some filking with me
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Gala & Tempest
You author get up come one get down with the filkness
Gala & Sable
You writer get up come on get down with the filkness
Gala
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me.
I can see inside you, the filkness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
Tempest
It seems that my creativity is fried
And my writing decreased
Gala
(Just give in to me!)
Sable
It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes
Gala & Sable
(oh no)
Gala
My filking is a scary place
Now that you've written up the creature in me
Sable
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Tempest
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Sable and Tempest
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Gala
Open up your page, and do some filking with me
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Gala & Sable
You author get up come on get down with the filkness
Gala & Tempest
You writer get up come on get down with the filkness
Gala
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
(Ah… yes)
And when I write
(Yes)
And when I write
(Yes)
And when I write
(Yes! yes!)
And when I write
(Yes! Now…)
And when I write
No MC, don't say that again
Don't say that again
That was a dumb choice
That was a bad plot point
No MC don't stab Them
Why, why, why did you have to be like that, MC?
Don't do it, the plot’s gone
Why do you have to be so...
Gaaaah!
I’ll just have to write you to die
I’ll just have to write you to die
Now you can’t use your plot armor and ignore this point
Heh heh, heh heh
I’m ignoring you
I don't need this plot
You stupid sadistic abusive murder-hobo
Now you can see the chapter coming, MC
Here it comes, get ready to die
Ah hah hah ha
All
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
Sable
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Tempest
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Sable & Tempest
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Gala
Open up your page, and do some filking with me
Get up, come on get down with the filkness
Gala & Sable
You author get up come on get down with the filkness
All
You writer get up come on get down with the filkness
Madness has now come over me
Gala
(ah!)
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