House Meles Guide
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HAIL AND WELL MET!
Meles Minor House Crest by Shyredfox
Welcome! I'm Clawdia, one of the baby badger scouts. Are you new to House Meles or touring our beautiful protectorate?
Let us show you around so you can learn about the chill Melesian badger and badger kith culture and catch up on our lore. (And we baby badgers like donuts. A lot. Have any to share?)
House Meles is actively recruiting.
Let us show you around so you can learn about the chill Melesian badger and badger kith culture and catch up on our lore. (And we baby badgers like donuts. A lot. Have any to share?)
House Meles is actively recruiting.
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Brocktree Banner by Nathalia Books
GET TO KNOW THE BADGER HOUSE
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Glad to have you here! I'm Princess ShyRedFox, the Meles House Librarian.
Meles is currently a Minor House, which means our house supports a major house (and we add to their word count) during Game of Tomes events. These events include Tourney of Tales in April and July, and the Word Wars (aka Game of Tomes) in November.
(Full event rules are at the Game of Tomes homepage.)
Below is a quick rundown of our Protectorate and some of the Melesians you may see around our capital. There are links for continued reading, should you wish to dive deeper.
Be sure to snag one of the donuts at the front desk. And if the baby badgers pester you for one of the donuts, rest assured they've already had their share.
Meles is currently a Minor House, which means our house supports a major house (and we add to their word count) during Game of Tomes events. These events include Tourney of Tales in April and July, and the Word Wars (aka Game of Tomes) in November.
(Full event rules are at the Game of Tomes homepage.)
Below is a quick rundown of our Protectorate and some of the Melesians you may see around our capital. There are links for continued reading, should you wish to dive deeper.
Be sure to snag one of the donuts at the front desk. And if the baby badgers pester you for one of the donuts, rest assured they've already had their share.
Our House
House Meles, is a constitutional monarchy ruled by the Meles Trifecta. Our king or queen has historically been called The Great Badger. Though our current monarch, Queen Badger Purpleheart, prefers the title Queen Badger.Melesians welcome beings of all species as citizens and we tend to be a mellow lot. We value hard work and everyone having a voice, via the Allthing Protectorate-wide meetings. When you join, creature companions—much like a pet—may seek you out and ask you to care for them.
Meles Minor House Crest by Shyredfox
The Region
The territory of the Meles Protectorate includes the pre Word War US states of Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, North and South Dakota, Minnesota, and Wisconsin.In March 2024 we moved from being a major house to a minor one. There were big changes to our borders with the Meles Ailurus Treaty of 2024.
The Capitol
Windy Willows "The Den" is the seat of government. It's located in an underground city set by a stunning mountain lake.Our Leadership Trifecta
(Coronation was June 25, 2025.)
King & Consort
(Where abouts currently unknown)
Great Badger Darth NikolasRealm of Music
Royal Guard
Our royal guard is the Brocktrees(led by Captain ZoeTheWriter)
Brocktree Members
Librarian - Lore Keeper
Travel Warnings
NIGHT MONARCHS confirmed as PRINCESS SHYREDFOX of House Meles and FOXX of House Ailurus. ATTORRARU, Royal Librarian of House Lapin, also confirmed Undead. An arrest warrant has been issued by the Council of the Great Houses for all three Literomancers.Active Wartime Conditions. 8pm curfew in most major cities. Please cooperate with local authorities in case of sudden changing emergency conditions. Public Bunkers are open. No current rationing.
Evacuation Order is in place for areas around the Self Care Mafia HQ. Please proceed to your nearest shelter or The Den. Check in at the front desk of your shelter or Meles Evacuation Portal.
The Wolverine Line passenger service is suspended until further notice. The trains are now reserved for evacuations.
House Meles is currently supporting House Ailurus. Be advised they may be conducting security patrols and are authorized to do so. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Tourney Recruitment
War Recruitment
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Lingo You'll Hear Meles Citizens Using
Recommended Vacation Destinations
(More articles coming soon including our Literomantic and STEM universities and other major points of interest)
House Meles Playlist
Songs about House Meles, the Woodland Family Alliance (which Meles is a part of), or sung by Melesians. (Pardon the silly Undead Horde bit in the last song.)End of the Tour
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Now that the official tour is complete, you're welcome to explore the rest of our protectorate. Below is a selection of readings that may interest you.
Remember to keep an eye on the travel warnings section from the GoT Verse notification system, especially when the zombie undead hordes are active around November.
Remember to keep an eye on the travel warnings section from the GoT Verse notification system, especially when the zombie undead hordes are active around November.
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