Eggscaliber

Having started her life with House Lapin as the Royal Cook, Dame Flubb formed the Kitchenalia Brigade in order to protect Queen Sable Aradia, the Bunny Queen, whom she felt a great deal of loyalty to. To better facilitate this calling, she asked James Woodwright, Captain of the Owsla, a redsmith, to attach a sword hilt to her trusty frying pan, so it wouldn't slip out of her hand when she was in battle.   This initiative led directly to her induction into the Owsla herself, and the erstwhile cook soon gained a reputation as a fierce soldier who bravely protected her Queen. Her frying pan, dubbed "Eggscaliber" after a popular internet meme, became an iconic weapon, feared by Tome Zombies everywhere — as well as by the Bunny Queen herself, since her loyal protector often threatened to "bash her with Eggscaliber" for failing to mind her self-care.   During the Battle of the Wolverine Line in The Sixth Word War, Dame Flubb threw herself in front of a Litroball intended for her queen, and threw Eggscaliber to her Captain and best friend, for safekeeping while she was among the Undead. After her Resurrection, when she was told that Captain Woodwright had slept with Eggcaliber at his side, as a reminder of his friend, she did not have the heart to ask for it back.   Captain Woodwright and Queen Sable then decided to replace Eggscaliber with a magical weapon, forged by the Captain and enchanted by the Mother of Bunnies. They presented her with the new version, powered by Literomancy, near the beginning of the April 2026 Tourney of Tales.