House Lapin Guide

Our House

House Lapin is a constitutional monarchy ruled by The Chief Rabbit, who is currently Queen Sable Aradia, also called "Sable-rah" by Lapinites. "-Rah" is a title that means "royalty or chief."     Her Seneschal, also called The Rabbit's Paw, is the Prince Consort Erin Righ. The Queen and her representatives have absolute authority over matters of war, which the Lapin Protectorate takes very seriously, but otherwise, Parliament governs in peacetime.     The House Heir is appointed by the Chief Rabbit, and is assumed to succeed to the Carrot Throne should anything happen to the Chief, but they must be confirmed by the Lapins and they must successfully pass a series of tests. Our current Heir is the Queen's sister, Princess Sunny.     We're not only bunnies, however. We welcome beings of all species and we try to provide a safe haven for all. We have a lot of cat-people, for example, and most Lapinites are human. His Royal Highness is even a werewolverine!     We're known to be a friendly lot, and we value a sense of humor and having fun. We're curious and full of tricks, and we appreciate cleverness. We work hard, we fight hard, and we play hard. Yes, I'm sorry about the glitter all over everything. It's harmless, I assure you.     We're also very chatty. You may have noticed. The Realm calls it "Lapining" when we natter through a time we're supposed to be working.   You may also have noticed all the bunnies underfoot. You'll even find some bunny cryptids here and there. They seem to like it here.   The distinctive "Lapin pink" of our House crest is representative of our warmth and the love we share for each other. We're known for our creativity and innovation.  

The Region

The territory of the Lapin Protectorate includes most of pre Word War Canada, including the Canadian provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario, the former Canadian Territories of the Yukon, the Northwest Territories and Nunavut, and the former US states of Alaska, California, and Arizona.   The original Protectorate included Washington and Oregon States, but they were ceded to The Missing House after The Second Word War. California and Arizona were annexed by referendum following the dissolution of House Tiki.    

The Capitol

The Royal Seat and the center of government is The Warren, which is a massive underground complex located beneath our capitol, Okanagan City. The Warren includes accommodations suited to all Houses, which are designated as Embassies and are considered the sovereign soil of those Houses. It's also the Royal Residence, so you'll notice a strong military presence.

Our Leadership

 

Royal Family

Princess Rowean (The Queen's sister)

Prince Jean (The Queen's son)

Princess Becca (The Queen's daughter)

Princess Luna (The Queen's daughter)

Duke Uri Kwake (The Queen's nephew)

 

Royal Guard

Our royal guard is the Owsla    

Owsla Members

DM Stretch is currently the Head of Intelligence and is inactive in Bodyguard duties    

Currency

Our official currency is the Lapin Lira but the Woodlander Talon is also accepted just about anywhere.  

Species & Peoples

Al-Miraj

Bunnykin

Dust Bunnies

Hare

Human

Jackalope

Rabbit

Skvader

Wererabbit

Weretiger

Wolpertinger

Culture & Mythology

The Black Rabbit of Inle

El-Ahrairah

El-Ahrairah and the Black Rabbit of Inle

Frith

Nite Will Fear

Rabbit Crack

Rabbit in the Moon

Woodlander Community Day

Woodlander Football

Events

The Battle of Kin Beach

Battle vs the Nite Qing

Operation GTFO

Associated Groups

Chaos Cartel

Frith's Gardeners

Voiders Anonymous

There's a lot more. This is a very, very small sample.