House Lapin Guide
Sponsored by the Lapin Board of Tourism
Howdy y'all, and welcome to House Lapin. I'm Sergeant Sean "Bigwig" O'Shea, retired from the March Hares, now serving with the Owsla Security Squads under Commander DM Stretch.
And I'm LUNA!
Yes, everyone knows who you are, little Princess. chuckle
I'm here to guide your tour of the Warren and introduce you to our Protectorate.
And I'll help!
Please mind the "No Entry" signs. We're not kiddin' about the warnings.
GET TO KNOW THE RABBIT HOUSE
Welcome to Lapin! Enjoy the chaos.... I'm AttorraRu, Lapin House Librarian.
Lapin is currently a Major House, which means we can stand on our own, or a Minor House may support us during Game of Tomes events. These events include Tourney of Tales in April and July, and the Word Wars (aka Game of Tomes) in November.
(Full event rules are at the Game of Tomes homepage.)
Below is a quick rundown of our Protectorate and some of the other Lapins and Lapinites you may see around our capital. There are links for continued reading, should you wish to dive deeper.
Don't forget to pick up your complimentary bookmarks at the information desk.
Ooh! I like reading! Can I see the bunny bookmarks, Auntie Ru?
Our House
House Lapin is a constitutional monarchy ruled by The Chief Rabbit, who is currently Queen Sable Aradia, also called "Sable-rah" by Lapinites. "-Rah" is a title that means "royalty or chief."
She's my mamma!
Her Seneschal, also called The Rabbit's Paw, is the Prince Consort Erin Righ at the moment. The Queen and her representatives have absolute authority over matters of war, which the Lapin Protectorate takes very seriously, but otherwise, Parliament governs in peacetime.
That's daddy!
We're not only bunnies, however. We welcome beings of all species and we try to provide a safe haven for all. We have a lot of cat-people, for example, and most Lapinites are human. His Royal Highness is even a werewolverine!
Uncle James is a tiger. Auntie Flubb and Uncle Cheetya are kitties, too. They're soft. They let me pet them.
We're known to be a friendly lot, and we value a sense of humor and having fun. We're curious and full of tricks, and we appreciate cleverness. We work hard, we fight hard, and we play hard. Yes, I'm sorry about the glitter all over everything. It's harmless, I assure you.
Glitter! Yay! I like glitter. It's sparkly, like stars.
We're also very chatty. You may have noticed. The Realm calls it "Lapining" when we natter through a time we're supposed to be working.
You may also have noticed all the bunnies underfoot. You'll even find some bunny cryptids here and there. They seem to like it here.
House Lapin by Dani Adventures
The Region
The territory of the Lapin Protectorate includes most of pre Word War Canada, including the Canadian provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario, the former Canadian Territories of the Yukon, the Northwest Territories and Nunavut, and the former US states of Alaska, California, and part of Arizona. The original Protectorate included Washington and Oregon States, but they were ceded to The Missing House after The Second Word War. California and some of Arizona were annexed by referendum following the dissolution of House Tiki.
The Lapin Protectorate maintains the Canadian practice of having two official languages: English and French. Government services in Spanish, Mandarin, and Urdu are also widely available.
The Capitol
The Royal Seat and the center of government is The Warren, which is a massive underground complex located beneath our capitol, Okanagan City. The Warren includes accommodations suited to all Houses, which are designated as Embassies and are considered the sovereign soil of those Houses. It's also the Royal Residence, so you'll notice a strong military presence.Our Leadership
Royal Family
The Lapin Family is large and is intertwined with the House Meles Royal Family. The Forgelings are the Queen's children, and the two Wererabbits among them (Xantos Meles and Jellybean Meles) are in the Lapin Line of Succession.
Royal Guard
Our royal guard is the Owsla(led by Owsla Captain James Woodwright)
Owsla Members
Librarian - Lore Keeper
House Lapin is honoured to be the House currently charged with guarding the Iron Tome.
Al-Miraj
Bunnykin
Dust Bunnies
Hare
Human
Jackalope
Rabbit
Skvader
Wererabbit
Weretiger
Wolpertinger
The Black Rabbit of Inle
El-Ahrairah
El-Ahrairah and the Black Rabbit of Inle
Frith
Rabbit Crack
Rabbit in the Moon
Woodlander Community Day
Woodlander Football
The Great Migration
Chaos Cartel
Frith's Gardeners
Voiders Anonymous
Species & Peoples
Culture & Mythology
Events
Associated Groups
None at this time. Updates from the Protectorate and GoT Verse will be posted to this page.
War Recruitment
Lapin Mythos: An Avisalia Story
Recommended Vacation Destinations
End of the Tour
Thanks for comin' to the Warren. Dame AttorraRu's left some readin' material for y'all below if you're interested.
Remember to keep an eye on the travel warning section from the GoT Verse notification system, especially when the zombie undead hordes are active around November.
BYE! See you again soon!
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