House Lapin Guide
Sponsored by the Lapin Board of Tourism
Howdy y'all, and welcome to House Lapin. I'm Sergeant Sean "Bigwig" O'Shea, retired from the March Hares, now serving with the Owsla Security Squads under Commander DM Stretch.
Sgt "Bigwig" with Princess Luna by Sable Aradia (HeroForge)
And I'm LUNA!
Yes, everyone knows who you are, little Princess. chuckle
I'm here to guide your tour of the Warren and introduce you to our Protectorate.
And I'll help!
Please mind the "No Entry" signs. We're not kiddin' about the warnings.
GET TO KNOW THE RABBIT HOUSE
by HF + Sable
Sable Aradia (HeroForge)
Welcome to Lapin! Enjoy the chaos.... I'm AttorraRu, Lapin House Librarian.
Lapin is currently a Major House, which means we can stand on our own, or a Minor House may support us during Game of Tomes events. These events include Tourney of Tales in April and July, and the Word Wars (aka Game of Tomes) in November.
(Full event rules are at the Game of Tomes homepage.)
Below is a quick rundown of our Protectorate and some of the other Lapins and Lapinites you may see around our capital. There are links for continued reading, should you wish to dive deeper.
Don't forget to pick up your complimentary bookmarks at the information desk.
Ooh! I like reading! Can I see the bunny bookmarks, Auntie Ru?
Our House
House Lapin is a constitutional monarchy ruled by The Chief Rabbit, who is currently Queen Sable Aradia, also called "Sable-rah" by Lapinites. "-Rah" is a title that means "royalty or chief."
She's my mamma!
Sable Aradia (HeroForge)
That's daddy!
Sable Aradia (HeroForge)
Uncle James is a tiger. Auntie Flubb and Uncle Cheetya are kitties, too. They're soft. They let me pet them.
Sable Aradia (HeroForge)
Glitter! Yay! I like glitter. It's sparkly, like stars.
Sable Aradia (HeroForge)
House Lapin by Dani Adventures
The Region
The territory of the Lapin Protectorate includes most of pre Word War Canada, including the Canadian provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario, the former Canadian Territories of the Yukon, the Northwest Territories and Nunavut, and the former US states of Alaska, California, and part of Arizona. The original Protectorate included Washington and Oregon States, but they were ceded to The Missing House after The Second Word War. California and some of Arizona were annexed by referendum following the dissolution of House Tiki.
The Lapin Protectorate maintains the Canadian practice of having two official languages: English and French. Government services in Spanish, Mandarin, and Urdu are also widely available.
The Capitol
The Royal Seat and the center of government is The Warren, which is a massive underground complex located beneath our capitol, Okanagan City. The Warren includes accommodations suited to all Houses, which are designated as Embassies and are considered the sovereign soil of those Houses. It's also the Royal Residence, so you'll notice a strong military presence.Our Leadership
Royal Family
The Lapin Family is large and is intertwined with the House Meles Royal Family. The Forgelings are the Queen's children, and the two Wererabbits among them (Xantos Meles and Jellybean Meles) are in the Lapin Line of Succession.
Royal Guard
Our royal guard is the Owsla(led by Owsla Captain James Woodwright)
Owsla Members
Librarian - Lore Keeper
House Lapin was honoured to be the House most recently charged with guarding the Iron Tome.
Al-Miraj
Bunnykin
Dust Bunnies
Hare
Human
Jackalope
Rabbit
Skvader
Wererabbit
Weretiger
Wolpertinger
The Black Rabbit of Inle
El-Ahrairah
El-Ahrairah and the Black Rabbit of Inle
Frith
Rabbit Crack
Rabbit in the Moon
Woodlander Community Day
Woodlander Football
The Great Migration
Chaos Cartel
Frith's Gardeners
Voiders Anonymous
Species & Peoples
Culture & Mythology
Events
Associated Groups
There's a lot more. This is a very, very small sample.
** EVACUATION ORDER **
5 November, 12:06 am UTC
Issued by: Lapin Embassy War Office Reason for Order: A state of local emergency has been declared due to sightings of "Roarabryn" (Undead Lapin Librarian AttorraRu) and accompanying Undead that pose a significant and immediate threat to the health, safety, and welfare of persons. Affected Areas: This Evacuation Order is in effect for the following areas: Grampian Region, Aberdeen City, Aberdeenshire, Lapin Embassy District. Instructions: You must leave the affected area immediately. Please try to have essential items such as important documents and medications with you. Assist your neighbours if you can. If proceeding to your designated Public Bunker, you may register there. If not, please register with the Registration Centre in Inverness, or online at the Lapin Evacuee Portal. Please keep major highways and throughways clear for evacuees, and avoid using the phone to keep lines clear for emergency services. If you need assistance, please call 999 or 112. Reception Centre Location: Caledonian Stadium, Stadium Road, Inverness, Scotland IV1 1FF
5 November, 12:06 am UTC
Issued by: Lapin Embassy War Office Reason for Order: A state of local emergency has been declared due to sightings of "Roarabryn" (Undead Lapin Librarian AttorraRu) and accompanying Undead that pose a significant and immediate threat to the health, safety, and welfare of persons. Affected Areas: This Evacuation Order is in effect for the following areas: Grampian Region, Aberdeen City, Aberdeenshire, Lapin Embassy District. Instructions: You must leave the affected area immediately. Please try to have essential items such as important documents and medications with you. Assist your neighbours if you can. If proceeding to your designated Public Bunker, you may register there. If not, please register with the Registration Centre in Inverness, or online at the Lapin Evacuee Portal. Please keep major highways and throughways clear for evacuees, and avoid using the phone to keep lines clear for emergency services. If you need assistance, please call 999 or 112. Reception Centre Location: Caledonian Stadium, Stadium Road, Inverness, Scotland IV1 1FF
NIGHT MONARCHS confirmed as PRINCESS SHYREDFOX of House Meles and FOXX of House Ailurus. Current list of confirmed Undead also includes:
An arrest warrant has been issued by the Council of the Great Houses for all of the above Undead Literomancers.
DO NOT APPROACH these Literomancers if they are sighted, as they are to be considered Armed and Dangerous. Please report any sightings IMMEDIATELY at our website or by calling 911 to be connected to the Owsla Information Hotline. HAM radio operators may also report sightings using the 3 3 3 Rule.
WAR BULLETIN: House Chiroptera and House Sauropoda have fallen. Passenger service through Transcontinental Portals is shut down until further notice in order to keep the portals available for evacuees. Please keep the portal sites clear. If Chiropteran or Sauropodan evacuees find their way to you, please help them to register online with the Cavecord Echolocation Portal or the Extinction Prevention Portal, as appropriate.
Under the Lapin War Measures Act, Bardzune Miyu's music, videos and performances are banned in the Lapin Protectorate until further notice, due to suspicion of malicious enchantment. Bardzune's music, concert footage, interviews and image cannot be aired on any media or streamed on Lapin internet services, and cannot be sold in any retail or wholesale outlet. Imports are contraband and will be turned away at the border. Media and internet services violating this prohibition will be fined and their licenses will be revoked. Corporations violating this prohibition will also be fined, and potentially criminally charged, under the Lapin National Health Act. Individuals knowingly exposing people to this potentially harmful media may also be criminally charged. This ban does not apply to the music of The Bard with Many Names the Undead Folk Band, or the Undead Folk Band Revival Tour, since there is no evidence of similar malicious enchantment attached to these projects.
The Kitsune-gumi have been declared a terrorist organization in the Lapin Protectorate. Membership in, and support of, this organization, is illegal and may result in criminal prosecution.
Active Wartime Conditions. EVACUATION ORDER IN GRAMPIAN REGION, SCOTLAND, UK, AND LAPIN UK EMBASSY - please see above Evacuation Order. 8 pm curfew in most major cities. Please cooperate with local authorities in case of sudden, changing emergency conditions. Public Bunkers are open. No current rationing.
The Wolverine Line passenger service is suspended until further notice. The trains are now reserved for evacuations.
House Lapin currently has the support of House Avis. Be advised they may be conducting security patrols and are authorized by the Lapin Crown to do so. Your cooperation is appreciated.
HOUSE LAPIN:
AttorraRu, Royal Librarian
HOUSE CHIROPTERA:
Seneschal Mr Big T Anderson
House Librarian Clockwocket
Knightwing Sir Von Icicle
Knightwing Invalid Input
HOUSE AILURUS:
Archon The Bard with Many Names
HOUSE SAUROPODA:
Raptor AuthorBeth
Angelfaye
Tarynsaurus
Christwriter
War Recruitment
Lapin Mythos: An Avisalia Story
Lingo You'll Hear Lapin Citizens Using
Lapin LingoRecommended Vacation Destinations
End of the Tour
Sgt "Bigwig" with Princess Luna by Sable Aradia (HeroForge)
Thanks for comin' to the Warren. Dame AttorraRu's left some readin' material for y'all below if you're interested.
Remember to keep an eye on the travel warning section from the GoT Verse notification system, especially when the zombie undead hordes are active around November.
BYE! See you again soon!
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