House Lapin Guide

WELCOME TO THE FLUFFLE!

Howdy y'all, and welcome to House Lapin. I'm Sergeant Sean "Bigwig" O'Shea, retired from the March Hares, now serving with the Owsla Security Squads under Commander DM Stretch.

Sgt "Bigwig" with Princess Luna by Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

And I'm LUNA!

Yes, everyone knows who you are, little Princess. chuckle I'm here to guide your tour of the Warren and introduce you to our Protectorate.

And I'll help!

Please mind the "No Entry" signs. We're not kiddin' about the warnings.

GET TO KNOW THE RABBIT HOUSE

Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

Welcome to Lapin! Enjoy the chaos.... I'm Princess Rowean, the Queen's sister and Lapin House Librarian. Lapin is currently a Major House, which means we can stand on our own, or a Minor House may support us during Game of Tomes events. These events include Tourney of Tales in April and July, and the Word Wars (aka Game of Tomes) in November. (Full event rules are at the Game of Tomes homepage.) Below is a quick rundown of our Protectorate and some of the other Lapins and Lapinites you may see around our capital. There are links for continued reading, should you wish to dive deeper. Don't forget to pick up your complimentary bookmarks at the information desk.

Ooh! I like reading! Can I see the bunny bookmarks, Auntie Ro?

House Lapin Quick Facts

The Kingdom

Our House

House Lapin is a constitutional monarchy ruled by The Chief Rabbit, who is currently Queen Sable Aradia, also called "Sable-rah" by Lapinites. "-Rah" is a title that means "royalty or chief."

She's my mamma!

Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

Her Seneschal, also called The Rabbit's Paw, is the Prince Consort Erin Righ. "Righ" is a Celtic title meaning "king." The Queen and her representatives have absolute authority over matters of war, which the Lapin Protectorate takes very seriously, but otherwise, Parliament governs in peacetime.

That's daddy!

Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

The House Heir is appointed by the Chief Rabbit, and is assumed to succeed to the Carrot Throne should anything happen to the Chief, but they must be confirmed by the Lapins and they must successfully pass a series of tests. Our current Heir is mine and the Queen's sister, Princess Sunny.

Auntie bounces me on her tentacles. It's fun!

Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

We're not only bunnies, however. We welcome beings of all species and we try to provide a safe haven for all. We have a lot of cat-people, for example, and most Lapinites are human. His Royal Highness is even a werewolverine!

Uncle James is a tiger. Auntie Flubb and Uncle Cheetya are kitties, too. They're soft. They let me pet them.

Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

We're known to be a friendly lot, and we value a sense of humour and having fun. We're curious and full of tricks, and we appreciate cleverness. We work hard, we fight hard, and we play hard. Yes, I'm sorry about the glitter all over everything. It's harmless. I'd like to say it isn't normal, but I'd be lying.

Glitter! Yay! I like glitter. It's sparkly, like stars.

Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

We're also very chatty. You may have noticed. The Realm calls it "Lapining" when we natter through a time we're supposed to be working. You may also have noticed all the bunnies underfoot. You'll even find some bunny cryptids here and there. They seem to like it here.

House Lapin by Dani Adventures

The distinctive "Lapin pink" of our House crest is representative of our warmth and the love we share for each other. We're known for our creativity and innovation.

The Region

The territory of the Lapin Protectorate includes most of pre Word War Canada, including the Canadian provinces of British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario, the former Canadian Territories of the Yukon, the Northwest Territories and Nunavut, and the former US states of Alaska, California, and Arizona. The original Protectorate included Washington and Oregon States, but they were ceded to The Missing House after The Second Word War. California and Arizona were annexed by referendum following the dissolution of House Tiki.

The Lapin Protectorate maintains the Canadian practice of having two official languages: English and French. Government services in Spanish, Mandarin, 1337 Speak and Urdu are also widely available.

The Capitol

The Royal Seat and the center of government is The Warren, which is a massive underground complex located beneath our capitol, Okanagan City. The Warren includes accommodations suited to all Houses, which are designated as Embassies and are considered the sovereign soil of those Houses. It's also the Royal Residence, so you'll notice a strong military presence.

A salmon pink banner with a white rabbit head in the center. Text:

House Lapin by Dani Adventures

The Warren
Okanagan City, BC

Autumn
Cloudy
48 °F, 8 °C
Dry
SW 5 mph, 8 kph

Notable Lapins

Our Leadership

Queen Sable Aradia

Leader

Erin Righ

Seneschal

Princess Sunny

Heir

Royal Family

Princess Rowean (The Queen's sister)

Prince Jean (The Queen's son)

Princess Becca (The Queen's daughter)

Princess Luna (The Queen's daughter)

Duke Uri Kwake (The Queen's nephew)

The Lapin Family is large and is intertwined with the House Meles Royal Family. The Forgelings are the Queen's children, and the two Wererabbits among them (Xantos Meles and Jellybean Meles) are in the Lapin Line of Succession.

Royal Guard

Our royal guard is the Owsla

(led by Owsla Captain James Woodwright)

Owsla Members

Cheetya Ironfist

DM Stretch

Duochanfan

Flubb

James Woodwright

Kitoypoy

DM Stretch is currently the Head of Intelligence and is inactive in Bodyguard duties

Librarian - Lore Keeper

Princess Rowean

Recent Lore

Currency

Our official currency is the Lapin Lira but the Woodlander Talon is also accepted just about anywhere.

Battle vs the Nite Qing

Operation GTFO

Associated Groups

Chaos Cartel

Frith's Gardeners

Voiders Anonymous

A Few Filks

There's a lot more. This is a very, very small sample.

House Lapin Vibes

Do these things resonate with you? Then you might fit into Lapin really well!

House Culture Vibe

Band of Brothers meets The Mitchells vs. the Machines. Lapins are like a combination of a chaotic, quirky family and a close-knit military unit who may argue and disagree, but who come together when the chips are down. The Bunnycomb and the Bunnycomb Atrium, the central meeting halls of the Warren, are the center of most social activities. Our biggest holiday is Avisalia (Easter). Sense of humour leans to the offbeat, and affection is often expressed by gentle razzing. Much inspiration is taken from the El-Ahrairah myth cycle of Watership Down and other rabbit-trickster figures.

House Personality Vibe

Chaotic, warm, communal, energetic, lively, loyal, sarcastic, spirited. "Head in the clouds and feet on the ground," "Hope for the best but plan for the worst."

At home/peace vibe

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may die. Lapin is always either at war or ready for war, so we play hard, and take the joys of life as they come. There is always room for the ridiculous and the spontaneous, and we tend to laugh hardest when things are at their worst.

At war

Queen Sable is fond of saying, "If the fight is fair, your tactics suck." Lapins hate war, so we are very, very good at it. We have a justified reputation for being savvy, strategic, and not adverse to using using dirty tricks. That said, we are the first to put ourselves in the line of fire for our friends or for what we know is right, regardless of the risk, and we absolutely keep our word once given.

House Litmon

Carrot Patch Guardian. Dust Bunnies are also popular.

We are known for

Tactical acumen, creative solutions, bravery, a touch of madness, Vivimancy, “Lapining through the sprints” (socializing or being distracted when we're supposed to be working)

Keywords

Valiant, adroit, shrewd, distractible

Characters that fit in Lapin

Indiana Jones, Bigwig from Watership Down, Delann from Babylon 5, Bugs Bunny, Officer Judy Hopps from Zootopia, Miles Vorkosigan, Starbuck, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Sailor Moon, Mulan, Hawkeye from M.A.S.H., Arya Stark, the witches from Diskworld

The Kingdom

Travel Warnings

Active Wartime Conditions. Travellers may experience delays at Transcontinental Portal Network terminals due to extra security checks. The Warren has closed its public doors for the season, and travel and access is restricted to secure portals only. Please check your local listings and public broadcast and streaming services for up-to-date information. All Lapin citizens, especially in major urban areas, should have papers, medication, and clothing ready to hand in case of evacuation orders.

War Recruitment

Lapin Mythos: An Avisalia Story

Lingo You'll Hear Lapin Citizens Using

Lapin Lingo

Recommended Vacation Destinations

Kin Beach Memorial

Building / Landmark | Sep 11, 2026

Lapin Royal Park

Building / Landmark | Sep 11, 2026

The Warren

Building / Landmark | Sep 14, 2026

World Literomantic Academy Warren Campus

Organization | Sep 14, 2026

End of the Tour

Sgt "Bigwig" with Princess Luna by Sable Aradia (HeroForge)

Thanks for comin' to the Warren. The Princess has left some readin' material for y'all below if you're interested. Remember to keep an eye on the travel warning section from the GoT Verse notification system, especially when the zombie Undead Hordes are active around November.

House Lapin Guide

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WELCOME TO THE FLUFFLE!

GET TO KNOW THE RABBIT HOUSE

Our House

The Region

The Capitol

Our Leadership

Royal Family