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Yeetspace

Concept by Cheetya Ironfist, article by Sable Aradia. Some quotes taken directly from a text roleplay session between Cheetya, Sable, AttorraRu and Flubb.
Yeetspace is a variant of Anime Hammerspace. Just tha' instead of pullin' an item out of a pocket dimension, it allows you to shove unneeded items somewhere else. So, for the window, it'd potentially swallow anythin' thrown at it to allow it to remain undamaged. How do ye think I manage to carry around some of my heavier equipment?
eyes widening eagerly So, the same way bags of holding are made? I need one of those, for carrots. And coffee!
  Yeetspace is the name Cheetya Ironfist has given to one of his latest inventions, which was created in order for him to be able to carry around a plethora of scientific and alchemical equipment, so that he could build a lab wherever he was. It was revealed in response to the necessity of dealing with a smashed window during the latest Syndicate turf war. Essentially, this invention accesses a pocket dimension of apparently infinite space, which can be moved and later made accessible simply by calling the desired item or items to mind. This technology has House Lapin deeply excited, and they are eagerly exploring the possibilities.
  • Yeetspace (capitalized): The "plane" of Yeetspace considered as a whole
  • yeetspace: A singular, individual yeetspace

  • Utility

    Since the discovery of Yeetspace is so new, the ways in which it could be utilized are still in speculative stages, but the possibilities are encouraging.  
    But in all seriousness, can you not see the tactical benefits of me having a secret pocket I can store things in that shouldn't fit? You know, like... oh, maybe a radio to contact the Owsla with, and some enchanted amethyst in case of poisoning, or a file for metal bars, or a lockpick for handcuffs... Never mind the other "little surprises" I could put in there, like those surplus willie-petes...
    — Queen Sable speculating on potential uses of Yeetspace
    In theory, it should be possible. All you’re doing is forming a temporary link to Yeetspace. The tough part would be segregating off a personal pocket to minimise the bleed over of items from the rest of Yeetspace...
    — Cheetya Ironfist
      These possibilities are potentially even more significant, depending whether or not living beings could be safely transported through Yeetspace.  
    Could you use it like a panic room? Somewhere to place Sable for ultimate protection?
    Honestly, I'm not sure. I've never moved a living subject across the Yeetspace portal so I'm not even sure if there's breathable air in there.
    — Cheetya Ironfist
    I suppose in a pinch, I can create force fields, so as long as I had an opportunity to do that first, I would probably have a few minutes of breathable air. I wouldn't want to try that, though. Assuming a yeetspace works like cartoon physics, or a bag of holding, whatever you put in there returns perfectly preserved, correct? So odds are it's a perfect vacuum in there.
    — Queen Sable
    Hmmm, I've tended to use them for things like tools and basic equipment. Nothin' that would deteriorate in a noticeable amount of time. I'd have to experiment more to see exactly what the limitations of the space are. Though I do have a perfect first experiment in mind to see how the laws of thermodynamics operate in there. Could I get a fresh coffee and a second one in a to-go cup? I’ll put that into Yeetspace and pull it back out once I finish the first cup, see if it's still hot.
    — Cheetya Ironfist
      Experimentation continues.

    Manufacturing

    Well, I activate a transmogrification field, fold space to loop in a pocket wormhole effect, attach a restricted subspace anomaly with a quantum Literomantic equation...
    — Cheetya Ironfist
    Ugh! Never mind!
    — Princess Sunny

    Social Impact

    It is far too early to fully anticipate the social impact that the discovery of yeetspace technology might have, especially since the details of how to construct a yeetspace device or yeetspace portal is currently classified as a literomantic military secret by the Lapin Protectorate. However, it could have a dramatic effect, especially if it turns out to be possible for a living creature to access Yeetspace unharmed.  
    No more landfills. Toxic and nuclear waste disposal problems — solved. Unlimited storage space, accessible anywhere. Maybe even secure subspace bunkers or possibly, limited teleportation, widely available. Although, how we'd keep people from robbing banks with access to portable holes... Hmm....
    — Queen Sable
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    Inventor(s)
    Cheetya Ironfist
    Access & Availability
    At the moment, Yeetspace is extremely rare, and seems to be seeing use exclusively in House Lapin. However, interestingly enough, its use has not been exclusive to Cheetya Ironfist.  
    Well, I didn't have a name for the mechanism or anything, but I decided I wanted a "backpack of holding" back in the The First Word War. So I made one. shrug
    Complexity
    The creation of a yeetspace device apparently hinges on the existence of pocket dimensions that sit between other dimensions. Some of these spaces are incredibly small from a cosmic point of view, and provide an entirely sealed mini-universe that stores items. Depending on the nature of the individual yeetspace accessed, these items might be retrievable later by visualizing them and having them appear to hand, or dumping out the yeetspace using a Literomantically-charged command.  
    You think Yeetspace might have anything to do with The Void?
    Maybe? Cheetya's been in the Void once or twice now, thanks to Jean...
    — Queen Sable
    Discovery
    Owsla Lieutenant Cheetya Ironfist is rapidly developing a reputation for his "mad scientist" inventions. No one knows exactly how he discovered Yeetspace — including him.  
    Ye got me, Sable-rah. I was three days without sleep and on about a pot of Void Coffee at the time.
    — Cheetya Ironfist
      When he announced the existence of this technology to ████████████████, his wife, Lapin Librarian AttorraRu was horrified. Queen Sable, however, reacted with outright glee.  
    thoughtfully Mm, yes. Cheetya, I don't know how easy it is to make those, but I would please like one in my war gear, my crown, my wallet, and under my pillow. Can we make that happen? Can they all connect to the same yeetspace? How much Literomantic Power will you need from me? Hell, can I have one in my underwear?
    — Queen Sable
    Ummm… possibly? I can teach you how to create them ad hoc anywhere you need. It’s just easier and so more power efficient to use an existing… cavity.
    — Cheetya Ironfist
      It is likely, however, that Yeetspace is a rediscovery, since legends of wizards and magicians being able to summon something out of nothing — such as pulling a rabbit out of a hat — are by no means new. Nor are stories of being able to make things disappear.


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