Chiroptera Coffee Creamers
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Chiropteran Coffee Creamers are Literomantic boosts that provide a plethora of different benefits depending on the creamer used. All creamers are available in flavored and non-flavored forms to accommodate those with differing sensory issues. The first groups of creamers were invented with the intent of increasing interhouse understanding by sharing an experience associated with each house for a short period of time. There are seven creamers in this collection.
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Mechanics & Inner Workings
The creamers are non-dairy, and come in both flavored versions and plain versions for those with sensory issues or allergies.
Although some people chug them like potions, they are slightly less effective that way. They work best when added to a hot beverage, preferably with at least a tiny bit of caffeine. Hot Cocoa works perfectly fine in this regard, as does hot tea, and, of course, Coffee.
The containers they are sold in are a work of engineering in and of themselves. They resemble a miniature disposable coffee cup with a lid on it, but are made of an advanced ceramic that does not chemically interact with the creamers but is very hard to break. The "lid" is actually part of the body of the container. There are buttons on each side of the lid. Both buttons must be pressed at the same time to open the "mouth piece" in the lid, reducing the chances of accidental spillage. The containers for each creamer have a unique coloration, so that they are quickly and easily identifiable even if the printed label is damaged.
Manufacturing process
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The creamer to be enhanced is poured into a thin layer on a cookie sheet like pan. Edible literomantically enhanced ink specific to that creamer is used to write a poem in the creamer that specifies the effects of that creamer and to draw the energy to create that effect from a previously charged literomantic battery. A literomancer reads the poem aloud, after writing it, stirring each line in as it is read. The creamer in the pan is the poured into a larger container of creamer, and the poem read again, draining the literomantic battery. The creamer is then seperated into individual serving sizes and packaged.
History
After inspiration struck during the Tourney of Tales in July of 2025, Queen TaraFaeBelle, Sir Clockwocket, and Invalid Input worked extensively to develop the creamers.
In October of 2025 House Chiroptera put out a call for volunteers to test experimental versions of the creamers. The Testing (Chiropteran Coffee Creamer Testing Word Crawl ) was held on November third, and tested early versions of all the commercially available creamers as well as three creamer ideas that needed more work, and have yet to have successful versions developed. These included a speech to text creamer, an instant hygiene creamer and a translation creamer.
The testing was well attended with many Power Writers and notables showing up to assist.
There are rumors that some of the testers stole some of the experimental creamers, but nothing has been confirmed.
Significance
The creamers were used extensively in the Sixth Word War. The details remain classified.
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Deceased
Status: Deceased Character
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Status: Retired Character or Article
Item type
Consumable, Food / Drink
Creation Date
November 2025
Manufacturer
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Rarity
As of the end of The Sixth Word War, the majority of creamers are readily available to Literomancers. The Invisibility, Stealth, and Strength creamers are sold only to the other Houses, but are readily available to Tome Knights,
Focus, Uplift, and Color Change Creamers are available at the Chaos Coffee Shop and Spa and there are rumors others are available by request.
As the creamers will work for non-literomancers, House Chiroptera has plans to make them available to the general populace, so that they can experience a little bit of what it is like to be a literomancer, although they wish to do so in a way that insures a safe and pleasant experience. Current ideas being discussed are literomantic theme parks or escape rooms that involve using the creamers.
Weight
1 oz.
Dimensions
Sold in containers approximately 2 inches tall with a diameter of 0.75 inches at the bottom and 1.5 inches at the top. Each container is a sized to be a single use of the literomantic energy.
Base Price
100ɶ for those available to everyone. There is a 25ɶ refund if you return a creamer container for reuse. Literomancers may exchange a literomantic battery charged with 1000 werds for a 50ɶ discount.
Raw materials & Components
Each creamer starts with a base creamer and an edible literomantic ink. The exact ingredients of the creamers and literomantic inks are a closely guarded secret.
Literomantic Batteries are used to add additional oomph, and extend the effect to an entire batch of creamer.
The containers use advanced ceramics.
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